7/10/2009

MJ UPDATE, FYI 
Jackson's body is still missing his brain, which coroners are temporarily keeping for testing.

# posted by j. : 08:58

7/08/2009

McNair Had Another Another Woman? 
Kazemi's friends and coworkers showed that in the last five to seven days of her life, the 20-year-old felt her life was unraveling.

She had recently saw signs that McNair may be involved with another woman.

Oh, okay. Now after a few days of complete confusion, I get it.

# posted by j. : 17:29

7/02/2009

LESS MURDERS WHEN IT RAINS 
REALLY!

# posted by j. : 13:37

What are you doing for the 4th of JULY besides getting fatter? 
Unless you are living in Colorado, you are probably a fat piece of shit...

# posted by j. : 13:03

The Story Behind a Great Scene 
I'd never caught this whole director's v/o thingy from Being John Malkovich until now, funny stuff.

# posted by j. : 11:18

7/01/2009

TIDBITS 


So far I am not convinced BING is really trying to help me. Thanks, though.




Awww, sweet. This is a love story for the ages. All of it.

# posted by j. : 08:17

6/25/2009

We Are Out of Fucking Recipes. 
Wait I have one!!!!!!!!



You're fired.

# posted by j. : 00:18

6/23/2009

DRUGS 


Is the whole Today show basically just one long prescription drug infomercial? Every 90 seconds on Monday AM's episode, it seems there was a new prescription drug spot. This is one for Pristiq, which helps prevent red-headed women from killing dolls.

# posted by j. : 00:24

6/22/2009

2 Part Question 
Twenty-five people had been hospitalized, and seven had developed a kidney failure called hemolytic uremic syndrome. No fatalities had been reported, it said.

HOW MUCH FUCKING RAW COOKIE DOUGH DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO GET KIDNEY FAILURE? WHERE EXACTLY IS THE DIGNITY IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY, ANYWAY?

# posted by j. : 22:56

6/21/2009

are you cool? 


From Stacey ***** to Me

hi tim. i wasn't talking about route 420...you have to be "cool" if you know what I mean.

stacey



From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

Stacey,

Glad to hear back from you! Unfortunately I am a little confused. I am cool, at least my mother and co-workers say so. So if you want someone who is cool, I am your guy!

Tim

# posted by j. : 21:47

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